Funny Amazon Reviews
It has changed my life. May 27, 2014. By Kristi
I received this razor as a gift for my 18th birthday. I wish I had known what it was, because the moment I touched it, my mustache grew and I became a member of the special forces of the US Navy. Mom fainted and Dad laughed and gave me a beer. I was a girl. Minus 2 stars because I liked my breasts.
Fully satisfied. May 28, 2014. By Volker kherskof
In principle I am very satisfied with the functions of this knife, but I am left wondering if the quality controls really meet the standards of a Swiss manufacturer of this renown, since yesterday between the grooves # 721 (crane with wrecking ball) and # 722 (Olympic ski jumping platform) I met a Swiss engineer (Mr. Ing. Dr. Urs Maier) who apparently they have forgotten there in the final assembly of the knife and has not been detected in the final factory check. I noticed his presence when I used the demolition crane to demolish some abandoned factories in the Intelhorce industrial estate yesterday at lunchtime to pass the time, at which point I thought I heard faint cries for help ("Hilfe" in German) to which I checked the space enters grooves with the help of the spotlight for soccer field (# 433) thus discovering Mr. Maier. Rescuing him was no problem with the 7-ton crane (# 1011) and rescue harness (# 812), although he could also have used the Alpine rescue helicopter (# 652) and fire department (# 223) built into the razor. Mr. Maier had been wandering around inside the razor for several months, and it was frankly in bad shape, so he first showered and cleaned in the pull-out bathroom (# 1435) and found new clothes at the Group Store Inditex (# 542). Once cleaned and dressed, I sat with him in the dining room for 12 people (# 625) in the mountain cabin (# 2441) to eat a cheese fondue (# 893) and to have some good glasses of wine from the cellar. built-in (# 1863). Today Mr. Maier is already on his way back to Switzerland thanks to the portable high-speed line (# 409). I recommend to all who have bought this knife to check in case they also have a Swiss engineer in there. Otherwise, excellent product.
There are no wolves in the movie -_-. May 6, 2016. By ShivaP
There was no wolf in the movie -_-
One star is too much for this product. September 7, 2012. By Cyphis
I don't know if this is a scam or mine was broken, but it doesn't work and UFOs keep abducting me regularly.
Incomplete product! . January 5, 2015. By Joseph r fanning
This tent was missing the stakes, the tarp and the mosquito repellent. I had to cover it with leaves and branches during my camping trip, and got drenched when it rained at night. But coincidentally, I no longer have hepatitis.
Beds should look like beds. June 30, 2019. By Amadeo
I ordered this when I was drunk because I thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich. It is not, it is a bed. Not a € 150 ice cream
You saved my marriage. July 30, 2012. By Josephine Toledo
What could you say about the 571B Banana Cutter that hasn't already been said about the wheel, the penicillin, or the iPhone ..? This is one of the best inventions of all time. My husband and I were constantly arguing over who had to cut the bananas each day. It's one of those tasks that NOBODY wants to do! You know, 'I've spent all day taking care of OUR kids, could you at least cut the bananas', and of course,' Do you think I have the energy to cut the damn bananas after 12 hours of work? Am I going home for THIS? ». These things destroy relationships. Even our children felt the tension. When I heard my 6-year-old daughter playing with her Barbies to fight over who had to cut the bananas, I knew something had to change. And then I found the 571B Banana Cutter. Our marriage is better than ever, and we've even incorporated it into our sex lives. Thank you 571B Banana Cutter!
Attention!! August 25, 2020. By MrRasmin19
It is only advisable to do it by putting a hand and a foot of the baby in the clay so that the imprint remains. You can do it with his face too but they take away your custody.
It was worth it. September 14, 2020. By Tim
After visiting the factory, located under the Icelandic Eyjafjallajökull volcano, I was convinced! I had to buy one! (…) I even loved the case it came in, which is made from a mixture of unobtainium and T. Rex wisdom tooth… I can't normally afford to spend $ 112.750 on a watch, but I said to myself, what the heck. I sold my house, my possessions, my wives, and the dog, but it was worth it. Because now I have the Zenith Defy Xtreme Tourbillon automatic men's watch that allows me to travel between alternate dimensions and distort reality.
Excellent for mixing! June 15, 2020. By MrRasmin19
The truth is that it is worth selling the car and extending the mortgage to be able to taste this bottle. That is if I reduce it with soda because I don't like the flavor it leaves very much. But if you eat hot dogs while you hide the flavor and get along better. My best € 46.000 invested
A detail April 16, 2020. By Miguel Vicente Segarra Sanchez
I bought it for the wooden box… and my cat loves it.
Oh by the way the bottle of whiskey that came with the wonderful box is not bad
