Funny Reviews to have a laugh
If you let everyone have a say, it will surely get out of hand. We have known for a long time. The dream of a better and wiser internet is ended with the comments of readers in the news, the various tweets and posts from the online community or the shared experiences of Amazon users. Many are very useful, it is true, but many others have become the meat of jokes and memes. If you find any funny reviews, please let us know at ratingtrustcorporation@gmail.com. Without further ado, we leave you with funny reviews found on various portals:
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In this business the fun is the owner's responses. And what happens to the owner of this establishment? Well, it cannot with the criticism. It does not admit them. And that is why he has no qualms about counterattacking all those who have dared to give him a bad grade on Google Maps.
Bad environment and they do not pay their debts with the employees
Owner's response
11 months ago
Apart from being incompetent, Alfred Benito Trillo, you should stop smoking ten joints a day.
Good cuisine without highlighting, it lacks filming. Magnificent attention, brutal desserts.
Owner's response
4 years ago
Thanks for the kind comments. Just one question: Do you know any menu of the day that stands out for 11,80? Maybe for 20 bucks we could treat you like royalty.
Nice and pleasant place but with a service inferior to any polygon restaurant (with due excuses to the good ones) ... rude treatment, slow service, menu in which there was simply NOTHING of pastries ...
Owner's response
8 months ago
Kleber ... with that name you are nothing clever ... and with B ... worse ... the polygon is another ... you are used to the industrial ... made in microwaves ... at the moment ... from the freezer to the table ... Goodbye!
They put us some terrible potatoes, reheated from days ago. The service could be better. We noticed that none of the workers smiled! All very serious. It gives you the feeling that you annoy. I will not come back.
Owner's response
11 months ago
The place is nice but nobody smiles… the bad potatoes… which ones?… The ones for the aperitif, the ones on the daily menu… come on… I think you were looking for love, Marién but Fonty is a restaurant!
A Brunch scam! 19,50 for a juice, a coffee, a mini Greek yogurt with granola and three pieces of fruit and some rich eggs Benedictine, but presented in the simplest way I have ever seen.
Owner's response
3 years ago
Let's see: the problem is that for a full meal you want to pay ten bucks. Conclusion: raise your salary or change jobs. Brunch is cheap and quality.
Terrible attention and the products are not any better than anywhere else in the area. Only the coffee was fine
Owner's response
3 years ago
the waiter's boyfriend that we fired on the edge ... that's how people get revenge without eggs ..
The good thing is that it has free parking. I give it three stars because I slept alone
Owner's response
11 months ago
Well, next time we invite those from the Sesame Street so that you do not feel alone or better yet, we go to the Romareda field and announce over the loudspeaker that you feel alone, and surely some Zaragocista peña are encouraged to sing something to you. Bye! Myla - Reservations
The beds weren't bad, but the smallness of the bathroom and the noise early in the morning on a fatal Sunday.
Owner's response
3 years ago
The next time you and the rest of your 5 friends go to a hotel and see if they give you the same, instead you come to a pension to demand I don't know what exactly, we will see for € 13,33 per person, on a Saturday, Private bathroom, large plasma TV, microwave, minibar, dining table, hair dryer, etc, since it is you who makes noise when you come at dawn, buff that tires you, you put absolutely everything when booking, even the photos. It can be required depending on where you are and what you pay, I repeat it because I think you have not found out, this is a ... pension. Thanks. Myla-Reservations.
Very cheap price but quite shabby, but for what you pay it is not bad.
Owner's response
3 years ago
Let's see, € 23, a couple, private bathroom, mini-bar-plasma, hair dryer ... and you put shabby, I understand that I disappoint you, do not come back, I beg you and stay in your world of luxury to what if you are used to it and to book you confused the p of pension for the h of hotel. Myla-Reservations.
Unpleasant and rude staff. And also, they did not want to give me another towel for my hands and face when the shower is separated from the bathroom. A shame
Owner's response 6 months ago
I expected this comment. Although much more ordinary. If for 25 euros you do not want to bring your friend, you better take him home and leave him hidden. If for not getting away with you we are rude and unpleasant. On top of that you lie and exaggerate, but we are still friendly.
The beds were uncomfortable. The bathroom was filthy. You could hear all the noise from the street and the other rooms.
Owner's response 2 years ago
It's been almost a month and now you remember. You hoped that I did not realize it and did not answer, maybe what really bothered you were our rules such as smoking and bringing inopportune visitors are prohibited, for cleaning I put my hand on the fire for my girls and therefore you or I do not know you nor do I feel like seeing you again, as far as rudio is what the street has, not to mention that we are in the center and a pension has no obligation due to its category to soundproof anything. Otherwise for € 13 per person, laundry, hairdryer, minibar, microwave, plasma tv bath gel, dining table, private bathroom and having to put up with people like that, what patience you have to have. Thanks. Myla Reservations
an app to record what you say while dreaming - don't use this if you're not ready to accept the truth, and especially if your house is built on an old graveyard.
Hello good, I hear voices that have nothing to do with mine. Apart from living alone, I do not recommend this application. They incorporate voices to scare you.
Response from Crumpet Studio
Hello Miguele, only sounds captured by the microphone of your phone are recorded. The app does not add additional sounds. Thank you very much.
I accidentally burned down my neighbor's house with this laser and she suffered first degree burns. I have been given two years in prison. Be careful you who read, this is not a game you can kill someone. This app is a great danger.